Unidentified Husband, referring to some rock-hard rye bread left on a plate: Don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan, so eat it! eat it!
Unidentified Wife: I'm more concerned that I don't break my teeth.
UH: Made of porcelain?
UW: No, bone.
*pause*
UW: My calcium levels are lacking because I don't get much ice cream.
UH:
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